Entering D. Piddy

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - While walking, enters a sad attempt at a brooding voice and says "In the dark depths of Ravencroft Citeh comes with great power and awesome regen. His name is the one and only Ba- Ba...". - Uhhhh...

- Wrong hero, dumbass... -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Oh, so you talk back at me now?! Is that it?!

- Yes, because the other characters don't seem to be going absolutely insane as you. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): But aren't there other characters in this story like that?

- Some of them are deep depression, not going bats*** crazy. There's a difference... -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): But depression leads to insanity! Does it NOT?!

- It does if you're a homicidal maniac...! Oh wait, that's right. You are. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): I am so gonna rip you a new one.

- How can you? I'm just words being typed out by the narrator which I am basically am right now. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): That's it. You're mincemeat, b****. - Pulls out dual Katanas and is shocked when they disappear. - MY SWORDS!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?!

- Ah yes, I, uh, took away your swords. What other weapon will you pull it out now...? -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Glad you asked! - Gets dual pistols out and fires, but there wasn't ammo left. - Aw hell naw, this is bulls***!!! MY GUNS, TOO?!

- That's right, I have control of this story now, b****. So four words: Come at me, bro. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - Cracks knuckles. - Ohhhhohoho... bring it, asswipe.

- Don't think that your unpredictability can- What the? What are you d-. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - Stops him only with his hand. - Just because you can take away my weapons doesn't mean that I can't shut you up!

- This is an outrage! How dare you-. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): How dare I what? Break the fourth wall like a boss?

- This is pointless... This shouldn't be in the story. Suddenly, Deadpool hears something. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Shhh! Shut up for a bit... you hear that?

- That's what I was telling you, dim- -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - Saying quietly "I said, shut up!" and looks around. -

- He looks around and sees what appears to be a dark hooded woman. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - Breaks fourth wall and wolf whistles. - Ooooh, the girl that's definitely my type...!

???: - Appearing to Deadpool. - Hello, my darling...

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Death... baby... - Smiling lovingly under his mask. - Don't you look gorgeous, babe...?

Death: - Revealing her skeletal face to him. - My time is short with you, Wade... There are many slain souls that have brought me here into this world...

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - Smiles more under his mask. - And do once of those souls involve yours truly?

Death: You do realize that your inability to die is intact... correct?

- Oh, she's got you there. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): - Eyes contract a bit in anger and annoyance, then sighs softly. - Don't mind him... he just loves to do torment me. Don't know why should've done that in the previous arc.

Death: Excuse me...?

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Never mind.

Death: Very well... I have come to warn you of something, Deadpool.

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Just name it,  Sugar Skull.

- And so, a message to Deadpool awaits... Tune in next time on-. -

Deadpool (Marvel Now): Don't put Z in that s***, damn it. Wrong franchise...!

- Fine... a message to Deadpool awaits. D***head. -